You found me when noone else was looking.

Title: Where all the cliches come to die.
Rating: A for Awesome
Warning: Any similarities to reality is just an unfortunate occurance.
Disclaimers: Any reference to pop/contemporary culture of any kind does not belong to me nor the claim of this being good writing is real.
Previous chapters: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII-A, VII-B

( I'm more man than you'll ever be, and I'm more woman than you'll ever get. )